Apr. 14, 2005

Who could make this stuff up?

Talk about a crazy news story... Yesterday an "Amber Alert" was issued here in Toronto over the disappearance of a six-week old baby. It turns out the baby, now safe, was abducted from Children's Aid by her "mentally unstable" drug addicted Playboy model mother during a supervised visit! The Amber Alert, which hit every TV screen, lottery terminal and highway sign got the word out and seemed to be the key factor in getting the baby back. Just to add another layer of surreality to it all, her father made a televised appeal for her to bring the baby back. Why is that surreal? Well he's described as a "prominent Toronto psychic"!

Listening to: Cannonball by The Breeders from Last Splash.

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